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I didn't think I'd be here this long tbh

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TheOneTrueGod I didn't think I'd be here this long tbh

If you think about it, 7 years is a long time.

That's 2,555 days, plus some change. That's enough time to change your life 4 times, or 5 if you're lucky/unlucky. I've been through a lot, and I don't really like talking about it, but if you guys hear me out for a minute, that's all I'll ask of y'all.

When I made this it was on a whim, I thought "Oh what if I make myself God wouldn't that be funny haha", leaving comments with the depiction as a famous religious figure is sure to get some laughs outta people, and it certainly did. I mean, of all the people to see there who funnier to see than that which sees all? It was great. I was leaving comments everywhere I went, granted I only went to a phew places lol. Everytime someone replied I'd always check to see who and what, and more often than not it made me smile, cause I probably made them laugh.

Though, overtime, I grew exhausted of keeping it up. Mind you I still was having fun, and the people I've come to know are amazing, seriously you guys are the best. Just...something wasn't clicking.

Was it the commitment? Am I thinking too hard? Overly complicated analogies? Maybe this isn't for me?Yeah let's go with that.

Basically what I'm trynna say is, this site has always been here when I was at near my lows. I love seeing the comments y'all leave and the connections that have formed throughout the years. I am out of touch with some of the newer going ons, and can't be bothered to really figure it out, so I'm probably done with commenting, but I'll be happy to answer any questions or whatever. I feel like I owe y'all that much at least.



Thanks for listening to my rant lol, hope y'all are having a good day or night depending on where ya are.

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Mister Greenfeld's picture
ed: 26/04/2023

The real God created the universe so He'd have something to watch while gooning. All He does is masturbate and kill us when we get boring.

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Fox Lover's picture
ed: 24/03/2025

In any case, your name is now etched in the annals of multporn legends...

Anonymous
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yknow it's terrifying to think i might have been on this site longer than TOTG but since i've never made an acc it's just been me lurking as an anon

SupahStalin's picture
ed: 21/08/2025

Make an called "The Anon" or smthng bro.

Mister Greenfeld's picture
ed: 26/04/2023

The real God created the universe so He'd have something to watch while gooning. All He does is masturbate and kill us when we get boring.

Totally legit Anon's picture
ed: 11/03/2026

Another certified BANGER by greenfeld from absolutely nowhere.





Im genuinely baffled on how his mind works at times

Radiance's picture
ed: 09/03/2024

It's actually a pretty common idea, and I know it might seem like I'm trying to demerit his comment, but that's just because I am

Mister Greenfeld's picture
ed: 26/04/2023
Radiance's picture
ed: 09/03/2024

is that supposed to be insulting? I take pride in being a hater, especially to someone who would've gone to the island if he had the chance 

Anonymous
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Damn... I gooned to you

Young Stewardess's picture
ed: 03/06/2025

Its been so long the man behind the...

Anonymous
Anonymous's picture

i think i was only hear for a week

 

Anonymous
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Why is going on

 

Mister Greenfeld's picture
ed: 26/04/2023

When I was your age I sent some "goodbye forever" messages on social media like this too.

Totally legit Anon's picture
ed: 11/03/2026

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John Moses Browning's picture
ed: 08/03/2026

Alright grandad

Toy Freddy's picture
ed: 09/04/2026

Even tho I am just here for like 3 months, i will miss u!

Ranger Yeager's picture
ed: 10/09/2020

Definitely starting to feel old

Radiance's picture
ed: 09/03/2024

old?

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Anonymous
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Everyone is leaving, at least the older s, I guess commenting on a goon site does get tiring, and to you, you deserve to rest, I'm pretty sure, I, while gooning, saw a comment of either you, or the other god, and stumbled upon something truly fascinating, and that was 3 years ago, I don't even goon anymore, and I'm sure others also just come here for the comments, because this site isn't fun because of gooning, it is fun because of s like you, you make this site truly a fun place, and you made othets in and also make it fun, until eventually the community started growing and growing, all because of you thinking being god in this place would be fun, and wherever your life goes after this, I hope you have a great life

Azazel - Demon of Steel's picture
ed: 26/06/2023

who are all these new people, but I too did not expect to be in this... place for this long.

Sems's picture
ed: 15/01/2021

Way too many new people

Radiance's picture
ed: 09/03/2024

Not giving a nice reputation to your country brothogenesis 

Sems's picture
ed: 15/01/2021

Does not matter most germans are racists anyway

Zoroark's picture
ed: 08/05/2026

the world moves on rather quick, doesn't it?

John Moses Browning's picture
ed: 08/03/2026

I’ve been here a whole 4 months. I’m only 3 days older than Totally Legit Anon. 

Not Come Rabuda's picture
ed: 05/12/2025

Because you two came after Big Iron, you have that in common.

John Moses Browning's picture
ed: 08/03/2026

Maybe chronologically, but I didn’t because of big iron. I think I saw it a while after I ed, never knew of it before. I ed so I could know when people replied to me, and to put a name to my comments I guess. 

Not Come Rabuda's picture
ed: 05/12/2025

With all due respect to your memory, nahhh.

I it like it was yesterday. Wanna bet how much that your first message was in the the big iron trend?   (If I'm right, you're going to use that profile picture again.)

John Moses Browning's picture
ed: 08/03/2026

Well I never said I had good memory

Not Come Rabuda's picture
ed: 05/12/2025

This was your first message and was on the top of the big iron



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John Moses Browning's picture
ed: 08/03/2026

Oh yeah that’s where it started. Not my first comment anonymously though, I got plenty, I still recognize some of them when I come across them.

Not Come Rabuda's picture
ed: 05/12/2025

Okay, this is your first message logged .

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John Moses Browning's picture
ed: 08/03/2026

As John Moses Browning, yes

Not Come Rabuda's picture
ed: 05/12/2025

And was on the big iron. 👍

John Moses Browning's picture
ed: 08/03/2026

Yeah👍 First message as JMB is “Wish youd told me that before I did it.” 

Totally legit Anon's picture
ed: 11/03/2026

Please dont leave us god

Uranus's picture
ed: 19/05/2025

It really feels like time is flying, doesn't it?