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Item #: S-[REDACTED]

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: S-[REDACTED] is to remain in a sealed 1x1x1 meter box with normal atmosphere pumped into and out of the box at a constant rate when not in direct testing. Under normal circumstances S-[REDACTED] would be considered 'Safe', but with new discovery of what would be assumed as sentience of some form, the Object Class was upgraded to Euclid.

Description: A brilliant purple 4 inch x 6 inch phallic shaped organism that has the ability to change its shape on its own accord when inserted into the vagina of an animal capable of higher degree of sentience. When inside, S-[REDACTED] will increase in size until the test subject es out pain instead of pleasure.

Addendum [REDACTED]-1:
If a test subject does not out from the pain, it will continue growing to the size of [REDACTED], which protrudes the stomach area by about 2.75x the size expected with an average pregnancy. At which point S-[REDACTED] will then grow tentacles for what is assumed for self locomotion or to prevent being removed from the test subject. At this point [O-5 Clearance required]

Note: Even though it looks like a sex toy, it is for D-Class personnel only as it WILL damage and hurt you, and to the male researcher who tried it, he died from anal rupturing and internal bleeding. Even in the most sophisticated of surgical facilities. Don't.

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