Enough porn, time for a story about crushing that sissy RED team:
I back on that mountain, Upward I think it was called, we had just reached RED's crapshack of a base. They holed up like the bunch of cowards they are with all those sentries. We would've been toast, but luckily, me and the Doc had a plan. We went under their very floorboards and climbed up to their battlements. Then, Medic charged me, and I ran in their and showed those commies the reality of how quickly a tried-and-true, old-fashioned, All-American Patriot can tear up a defense, and blow that craphole to smithereens! Needless to say, RED team has never gotten a foothold on that mountain again, and if they ever did try that again, we'd teach them another lesson about the American Dream
Enough porn, time for a story about crushing that sissy RED team:
I back on that mountain, Upward I think it was called, we had just reached RED's crapshack of a base. They holed up like the bunch of cowards they are with all those sentries. We would've been toast, but luckily, me and the Doc had a plan. We went under their very floorboards and climbed up to their battlements. Then, Medic charged me, and I ran in their and showed those commies the reality of how quickly a tried-and-true, old-fashioned, All-American Patriot can tear up a defense, and blow that craphole to smithereens! Needless to say, RED team has never gotten a foothold on that mountain again, and if they ever did try that again, we'd teach them another lesson about the American Dream