One of my friends got his sister pregnant, she didn’t realize that she was pregnant until her water broke, so I’m fuckin sitting here right, playing a game of Texas with him and she just starts screaming about her leaking shit everywhere, I drive them to the er fucking full on fast and furious style in my little coupe and she fuckin walks out with a child. What the fuck is my life, I swear y’all wouldn’t believe the shit that happens to me on a daily basis
One of my friends got his sister pregnant, she didn’t realize that she was pregnant until her water broke, so I’m fuckin sitting here right, playing a game of Texas with him and she just starts screaming about her leaking shit everywhere, I drive them to the er fucking full on fast and furious style in my little coupe and she fuckin walks out with a child. What the fuck is my life, I swear y’all wouldn’t believe the shit that happens to me on a daily basis