NO WAIT YES I DO, I think I came up with this one; A clown’s going 30 down the road on Halloween night, late for a party when he’s pulled over. The cop asks him what the hell his rush is, to which the clown responds he’s late for a job at a party. The cop laughs at this excuse, saying he’s just some guy in a clown costume going to get drunk at a Halloween party. The clown says no, he really is an actual professional clown. The cop says that if the guy can prove he’s an actual clown, he’ll let the 30 over the speed limit slide. The cop grabs road flares from his trunk and tells the clown to juggle them. The clown does so, but the cops still not impressed. Anyone can learn to juggle. So the cop suddenly throws his pistol into the juggling. Just then, a guy swerving all over the road es, and immediately pulls over, walks up to the cop, takes his handcuffs, handcuffs himself and puts himself in the back of the cop’s car. The cop asks the guy why he just did that, and he says “I just saw a clown juggling flares and a gun in front of a cop, there’s no way in hell I’m ing a DUI test.”
NO WAIT YES I DO, I think I came up with this one; A clown’s going 30 down the road on Halloween night, late for a party when he’s pulled over. The cop asks him what the hell his rush is, to which the clown responds he’s late for a job at a party. The cop laughs at this excuse, saying he’s just some guy in a clown costume going to get drunk at a Halloween party. The clown says no, he really is an actual professional clown. The cop says that if the guy can prove he’s an actual clown, he’ll let the 30 over the speed limit slide. The cop grabs road flares from his trunk and tells the clown to juggle them. The clown does so, but the cops still not impressed. Anyone can learn to juggle. So the cop suddenly throws his pistol into the juggling. Just then, a guy swerving all over the road es, and immediately pulls over, walks up to the cop, takes his handcuffs, handcuffs himself and puts himself in the back of the cop’s car. The cop asks the guy why he just did that, and he says “I just saw a clown juggling flares and a gun in front of a cop, there’s no way in hell I’m ing a DUI test.”