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Thu, 05/11/2026 - 12:07
GirlWithABlahaj
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ed: 01/08/2026

i'mma just copy and pasted my boyfriend's attempts ;~;

"hey there cutie, are you a piece of candy cause You're so sweet"
"heya cutie, are you black hole? cause You're pulling me in"
"howdy ma'am, are you a bus cause i wanna fill you with engers"

"hi there, are you an rope? cause i wanna hang out with you"
anyways It's probably cheesy or something but it gave a good laugh which i decided to give them a chance, honestly best decision I've made.
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