"This ain't your usual dog food; it's chunky and nutty *like SQUIRREL poo!*"
"Why waste your money on *real* peanut butter,
when your *dog* could be licking these ***GONADS?!***"
"This ain't your usual dog food; it's chunky and nutty *like SQUIRREL poo!*"
"Why waste your money on *real* peanut butter,
when your *dog* could be licking these ***GONADS?!***"