"Now look, I know it seems pretty bad, but I did some looking into it, and technically this kind of porn is legal. But, unfortunately, your references you used to create it aren't."
"Well, it's not like I was masterbating to it."
"Yes, but that doesn't matter. Possession of that kind of pornagraphy is illegal, no matter what, and I'm honestly.... A little freaked out. Why would you even create anything based off that horrible stuff?"
"Look, I came here for one reason, for you to be ny lawyer, not give me a lecture on what's good and what's bad."
"Yeah, but I don't even have a defense. They're gonna go in that courtroom, show them proof of what was on your hard drive, and then they're gonna convict you."
""Well... Isn't there some sort of.. Uhh... Loophole?"
"No no, there is no loophole, there's no way I can get you out of this one. Even if there was, like I said, I am frankly DISGUSTED by what you did, so either way, you're gonna have to get through this one yourself."
The moral of the story is that not even Saul Goodman will save you
"Well, it's not like I was masterbating to it."
"Yes, but that doesn't matter. Possession of that kind of pornagraphy is illegal, no matter what, and I'm honestly.... A little freaked out. Why would you even create anything based off that horrible stuff?"
"Look, I came here for one reason, for you to be ny lawyer, not give me a lecture on what's good and what's bad."
"Yeah, but I don't even have a defense. They're gonna go in that courtroom, show them proof of what was on your hard drive, and then they're gonna convict you."
""Well... Isn't there some sort of.. Uhh... Loophole?"
"No no, there is no loophole, there's no way I can get you out of this one. Even if there was, like I said, I am frankly DISGUSTED by what you did, so either way, you're gonna have to get through this one yourself."
The moral of the story is that not even Saul Goodman will save you