THAT IT WHO ATE MY LEG AND DROVE ME AND MY CREW INSANE....
THE WILD BEAST RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
I am the only one who matters. What matters is that I have declared this beast evil--and that is my commandment, my belief, my religion, and my creed.
When I perish, this world shall perish as well. So my very life, my very existence itself, is then the world! And I have deemed it so! No one will be the helmsman of my life but myself!!! No one shall live my life in my stead!!!
What do you, all of you, believe in? Tell me. Is your belief unbreakable? Is it absolute?
My beliefs are absolute! My definitions of good and evil are clear-cut! Thus my beliefs are unclouded, unassailable. Because I have made it so.
That is why I will never be broken. That is why I stand tall, unshakeable, as a missionary of my own faith.
I have blessed you with my absolute definitions of good and evil! So that you may live your life with unhesitating, unwavering tenacity!!!
I've sucked on it taste like nothing and it has the texture of lose skin like suck on your arm or how old fat guy skins look and imagine sucking on it that how it is
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My penis fell off a long time ago. At least I think... Its just so hard to find
I FOUND IT!!!
He made a :
Wow
beeing noticed by rabuda
its either good /bad....
THAT IT WHO ATE MY LEG AND DROVE ME AND MY CREW INSANE....
THE WILD BEAST RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
I am the only one who matters. What matters is that I have declared this beast evil--and that is my commandment, my belief, my religion, and my creed.
Ahab its just a leg
sheesh...
Have you perhaps looked under the table, Duey?
I respect man who can joke about have a small penis👍
Do you know where you lost it, maybe it’s in the lost and found
WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON MR.PENIS
I’ve been summoned
I've sucked on it taste like nothing and it has the texture of lose skin like suck on your arm or how old fat guy skins look and imagine sucking on it that how it is
IT was d Hard was it?
Penis? Never heard of him
Oh okay :(
They should invent some kind of device that can overclock your balls. I wanna pressure wash my driveway with cum.
What happened to the mr penis guy
Snip snip
Donghologahoogy
Pp poo poo
Benis :D
Ermm what?
Keep the Benis in the Benis forum twin,
Fugg :D
You called
Holy shit its John Penis
use the un watermarked one for ur pfp at least
tallywacker
Long Schlong Silvers
Phallus, if you will.
Dingeling, perhaps?
Cock, even.
Johnson
Dick maybe. Richard too.
MultPenis
Alan Twodyk
who?
I love my penis, I love my balls. Even my balls have balls
My huge fucking hog nuts are how I know that God loves me.
Shit, I guess they are tumors
you should see a doctor then 😳
you know what man me too
hehe the penis plane :3
Penis plane?
Yes its black and shaped like a penis
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