One of my friends got his sister pregnant, she didn’t realize that she was pregnant until her water broke, so I’m fuckin sitting here right, playing a game of Texas with him and she just starts screaming about her leaking shit everywhere, I drive them to the er fucking full on fast and furious style in my little coupe and she fuckin walks out with a child. What the fuck is my life, I swear y’all wouldn’t believe the shit that happens to me on a daily basis
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dang
it seems like a lot has happened during my long break from this site
fill me in
horniness is way up
smarts have gone down accordingly
What the actual FUCK went down here?
Dawg wtf is below me 😭
A mess 😅
I am
One of my friends got his sister pregnant, she didn’t realize that she was pregnant until her water broke, so I’m fuckin sitting here right, playing a game of Texas with him and she just starts screaming about her leaking shit everywhere, I drive them to the er fucking full on fast and furious style in my little coupe and she fuckin walks out with a child. What the fuck is my life, I swear y’all wouldn’t believe the shit that happens to me on a daily basis
What in the unholy fuck
how the fuck do you not notice your pregnant
was the baby the size of a handball or something, like HOW
If you have a certain body type or strong muscles it its possible that you dont see a baby bump
But how did she even miss the fact that the period didnt occur in 9 fucking months.
Can happen it's called stealth pregnancy
Dawg that sounds so hot
That gave me a good laugh. Thanks
Nigga stfu
Who are you you fucker im gonny beat you up
now im glad that this thread is still so far up lol
Hehe
Just like me I am so proud 🥹
This turned me on cause I remebered my childhood 😅
:|
guys, believe me
you dont wanna
Don't say you didn't like it
(He loved it)
Hehe
Please don't turn this into another masturbation trend, I can't take it anymore
You know this is a pornsite right? 😅
I love you, but it's not fun when it's always and only the same people and they do in LITERALLY EVERY TOPIC
Look at this cute doggo, please don't do anything in front of him.
At least for me I can say I don't do this in every topic also you are free to
And the doggo is cute 😍
Why did you upvote that, Gustaff??? Do you want to sleep with me too??????? Are you a cockhold???
“cockhold”💔
because the GIF is funny
You are funny 🤭
thank you 😊
the sentiment is mutual ☺️
I'll never see you the same way.
ok 👍
I upvoted your doggo reply
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Oh no I understand
You an incest baby dog??
You mean made with incest? No I am not
Ok thank goodness that was actually worrying for a bit
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