Okay, this is a funny story. There was this girl I was talking to, she said she liked me and I liked her. I'm a guy who's into a lot of morbid things, and I had in my head that I should try not say anything that would scare or make her uncomfortable.
One day I opened my phone and she sent me a song saying "This is totally you." The song was "Psycho KiI*er" from the movie "My Friend Dahmer".
NO WAIT YES I DO, I think I came up with this one; A clown’s going 30 down the road on Halloween night, late for a party when he’s pulled over. The cop asks him what the hell his rush is, to which the clown responds he’s late for a job at a party. The cop laughs at this excuse, saying he’s just some guy in a clown costume going to get drunk at a Halloween party. The clown says no, he really is an actual professional clown. The cop says that if the guy can prove he’s an actual clown, he’ll let the 30 over the speed limit slide. The cop grabs road flares from his trunk and tells the clown to juggle them. The clown does so, but the cops still not impressed. Anyone can learn to juggle. So the cop suddenly throws his pistol into the juggling. Just then, a guy swerving all over the road es, and immediately pulls over, walks up to the cop, takes his handcuffs, handcuffs himself and puts himself in the back of the cop’s car. The cop asks the guy why he just did that, and he says “I just saw a clown juggling flares and a gun in front of a cop, there’s no way in hell I’m ing a DUI test.”
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Having me not here is like ham without cheese
poca without hontas
person in crowd: what tf is a poca?
Polka dancers fill the room
Whale whale whale
What do we have here
My birth
Why did the uhh um uh um uh um uh um i forgot
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes from?
From the Darth mall
Fuck genius
Spread em rabuda
I think I fucked it a little
Someone asked me "how's your sex life?" and I said "single player"
I would send this
Damn it, even though I knew it was a GIF, I was wait for it to hit the corner.
I knew she is was paid to be nice, and I'm still waiting for the cashier to say i love you.
Wow, someone keeps giving you dislikes, I guess you have an enemy?
Have you ever seen a british guy with good teeth? me neither. And IM BRITISH
The fucking
Okay, this is a funny story. There was this girl I was talking to, she said she liked me and I liked her. I'm a guy who's into a lot of morbid things, and I had in my head that I should try not say anything that would scare or make her uncomfortable.
One day I opened my phone and she sent me a song saying "This is totally you." The song was "Psycho KiI*er" from the movie "My Friend Dahmer".
I don't know what I did wrong.
if she fw it, you did something right
Zwei Jäger treffen sich. Beide sterben.
Klassiker
Ummm....
Ich bin ein heidelberger??
als twee Turken vechten
Istanboel?
(this one only makes sense in dutch)
Yeah it really does because i have no clue how thats funny
Looks to be a pun.
thats not how it works but you're free to try as far as Im concerned
They still haven found updog 😔
A horse walks into his therapy session , the pyschologist asks "Why the long face?"
(insert laugh track here)
Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would see it BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I don’t have any original jokes.
NO WAIT YES I DO, I think I came up with this one; A clown’s going 30 down the road on Halloween night, late for a party when he’s pulled over. The cop asks him what the hell his rush is, to which the clown responds he’s late for a job at a party. The cop laughs at this excuse, saying he’s just some guy in a clown costume going to get drunk at a Halloween party. The clown says no, he really is an actual professional clown. The cop says that if the guy can prove he’s an actual clown, he’ll let the 30 over the speed limit slide. The cop grabs road flares from his trunk and tells the clown to juggle them. The clown does so, but the cops still not impressed. Anyone can learn to juggle. So the cop suddenly throws his pistol into the juggling. Just then, a guy swerving all over the road es, and immediately pulls over, walks up to the cop, takes his handcuffs, handcuffs himself and puts himself in the back of the cop’s car. The cop asks the guy why he just did that, and he says “I just saw a clown juggling flares and a gun in front of a cop, there’s no way in hell I’m ing a DUI test.”
Where did Darth Vader get his shoes from?
The Darth Mall
Theft.
OUR joke comrade
I think that might be the punchline (communism)
Who are we punching
Line
You know what's funnier than 24?
21
Why did the chicken find nuggets in her car?
Because she forgot her chicks in it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Heres a real kneeslapper:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Women am I right?
>:|
women
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