Would you rather Pop out A Girl’s false eye and proceed to skull fuck her or Get a foot job by a big black dude that works out seven days a week In the local penitentiary With scaly ass feet And overgrown ass toenails?
I can stand greenfields shenanigans and comments, but I can't stand Ovas posts as a whole. Also green can be funny at times, but every comment I see of Ova is straight up bs.
Axolotls are salamanders that haven't undergone metamorphosis. If she experiences stress, she will turn into a salamander. Would you still love her if that happened?
ngl i would pick water because of all the use like imagine taking a river frezzing the water and making a ice tank sure its not very durable as a tank but i could still move just like a real tank and hell if i get the mechnism right i could prolly shoot if i utilise steam and pressure to shoot a ice shell. and since i can fully control ice as long as i focuse it wont melt
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Would you rather Pop out A Girl’s false eye and proceed to skull fuck her or Get a foot job by a big black dude that works out seven days a week In the local penitentiary With scaly ass feet And overgrown ass toenails?
First one, but isnt the hole for the eye to small?
1st
here’s a third option why couldn’t a big black dude have a false eye so you could do both???
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How creative. i'll take the BBF
I’m personally gonna skull fuck that gal (One of the dudes I work with asked me this the other day. Wanted to see what y’all thought.)
If your is small enough go ahead
it’s nothing to show boat about I’m in solid mid tier/ very slightly above average probably wouldn’t work. lol
Would you rather slime out ova, or slime out greenfield?
(I choose the first btw)
I can stand greenfields shenanigans and comments, but I can't stand Ovas posts as a whole. Also green can be funny at times, but every comment I see of Ova is straight up bs.
ova, that guy needs to go.
oa
Well first one
OVA
Def ova
Depends who enjoys to be covered in slime the most
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Ova... Greenfield wouldnt be bad if Ova wouldnt be there
Ova
Slime is good or bad?
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Bad, but in this scenario is a good thing.
If you could have a hybrid girlfriend who is half any animal, what animal would be? Cat, dog, cow, elephant, shark etc.
Half Bear for Obvious reasons
sea otter
why does everyone but me get likes on their comments. this sum bullshit
Horseshoe crab,
Half lizard
aka clingy gf
bc lizards cold blooded means they need someone warm
W opinion broski
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Axolotl
Axolotls are salamanders that haven't undergone metamorphosis. If she experiences stress, she will turn into a salamander. Would you still love her if that happened?
Of course
aight guys which of the 4 elements would you rather bend
in real life? probably water, its the most useful in everyday life i think
Wind
ngl i would pick water because of all the use like imagine taking a river frezzing the water and making a ice tank sure its not very durable as a tank but i could still move just like a real tank and hell if i get the mechnism right i could prolly shoot if i utilise steam and pressure to shoot a ice shell. and since i can fully control ice as long as i focuse it wont melt
this was me
Air I can literally just crush people pressure or suffocate them by sttoping air getting to their lungs and I can fly everywhere.
Water, the magic system is imbalance.
One day you're fishing and by chance you catch a mermaid. According to tradition, when someone catches a mermaid, you have two options:
im lonely. ill marry her.
🤣👌👍
Ahab has 3 solutions but mods declined this comment so u won't know
Does she taste good? To the point I become like the Milwaukee Cannibal?
Taste 👍🏻
I guess someone's getting sushi tonight
[칰타툰] 어부에게 사로잡힌 인어공주
WHAT POWER COULD I POSSIBLY GET FROM A MERMAID??????
You will live twice as long, become twice as strong, and your brain will work twice as well.
If you marry her, you'll have her company for life.
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